man? If you you should not be caught driving a beetle unless it is a classic one. No way to un-gay the new one up even if you take the silly flower pot out.
Dude, seriously?
Get a 3 series. I had a 328is put tokico shocks and springs on it and it handled like it was on rails. Ran into the guy I sold it to a few weeks ago and he absolutely loves how that car handles.